Raju boarded a train at Chennai on its way to Mumbai. He occupied the upper bunk of the cabin. Halfway on the journey, the train made a stop. Raju got out to stretch his legs and have a cup of tea. When he returned, he stepped into the wrong train that was on its way from Mumbai back to Chennai.
As he entered his cabin, he saw Vijay sitting in the lower bunk. "Where are you going?" he asked. "I'm going to Chennai," Vijay said. "That's interesting. I am going to Mumbai." Vijay said, "Is this not the wonder of modern technology? Here we are on the same train - the upper bunk is going to Mumbai, and the lower bunk to Chennai!"
Idi Amin called for a meeting to decide on a new name
for Uganda.
"I propose that the country be re-named Idi."
Everyone was quiet.
Finally, one of the advisors
spoke,
"There is a country called Cyprus and the people there are called
Cypriots.
Do you really want to call our country Idi?
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