DON'T WORRY!

A man told his friend, "I've finally solved my problem of worrying."
"How so?" his friend ask.
"I've hired someone to do the worrying for me."
"That's interesting. How much do you pay him?"
"I pay him $100 a day."
"A hundred dollars a day! Can you afford it?"
"That's for him to worry, not me."


A man could not sleep. His wife asked what the matter was. "I owe the bank $50,000, and I don't have the money."
"Give me the bank manager's phone number," his wife asked.
She went out to the living room, and returned after a while. "You can go to sleep now," she told her husband.
Surprised, he asked, "What did you do?"
"I called the manager and told him that you do not have the money, so now it is his worry, not yours."

When it comes to money, whether we have it or don't, worrying about it is not going to help much. Why not have a good laugh and, and turn over to sleep?