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A sceptical teacher said to a little girl in the class, "you mean you believe all those things written in the Bible?" "Yes I do," she replied. 

"you mean, even the story about a man who was swallowed by a whale and came out of it alive?" "Yes I do," she replied. 

"How can it be so?" 

"I don't know", she said, "but I will ask him when I see him in heaven." 

"And what if he went to hell?" the teacher mocked. 

"Then you ask him," she replied.

An old lady came regularly to a bank to deposit different sums of money. The bank manager became curious. "You have been depositing sums of money at our bank. I am curious as to what you do." 

"Well, I do a bit of betting on the side."

"Like on horses?"

"O no, not that kind."

"Then what kind?"

"For example, I bet you $500 that you would be wearing pink underwear this time next week."

The manager was shocked at the lady's audacity. How could she know? But for $500, he accepted the bet.

A week later, the lady showed up. "I have come to collect my bet."

The manager smiled, "This time, lady, you lose. I am not wearing pink underwear."

"I will need to see it for myself," she said, "and I have brought along a witness." So she and a young man went to the manager's office. For $500, the manager pulled down his pants to show his underwear. 

Upon that, the lady said to the young man with her, "Give him $500 and the other $500 is mine."

"What's going on?" demanded the manager.

"You see," said the old lady, "I bet with this young man for $1000 that I could come into your office and make you take off your pants."